There was "Picasso"... And then there was DANIEL!!!

i nearly forgot my user id and password… geez… lama nye

anyway… happy belated belated new year,

happy belated belated chinese new year

will try. will really try…. to blog more

cheers,

danielho

i was supposed to do some posts about tags sometime ago but due to unforeseen circumstances i.e erm let me see laziness, sudden blank of thoughts, thesis to do, searching up stuff on youtube all gave me reasons to not want to blog about new stuff.

but,

well i thought before doing a posts bout tags from ev and nat, let me share with you a few stuff about natalie chow yan wei. for those of you who don’t know (how could you not …) she is my girlfriend actually i know i have not told you alot about her but no fret let me begin.

it all started on valentines day. the day i ask her after a quiet and nice dinner in the car to be mine and she said yes. since that day, a moment with Natalie is nothing less than great, exciting, interesting we’ve had our ups and downs but thats called a relationship right?

a girl who is very caring, understanding, interesting, adorable, sweet, lovely, sexy, intelligent/smart, and the list goes on…

natalie chow i love you very much. you opened up another world i never knew existed, gave me a different perspective to ponder on and change my views on certain stuff. and for all that….

thank you and i love you.

now for the tag…

How to Play

1. Put your music player on shuffle.

2. Press forward for each question.

3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn’t make sense. No cheating.

4. With the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.

5. Tag 10 people.

How are you feeling today?
Song: HEY JUDE
Comments: man… i’m carrying the world on mah shoulders… this is sad

Will you get far in life?
Song: PHONE SERVICE
Comments: well here’s a phone service man when you need one (smile widely) call 1-300-daniel

How do your friends see you?
Song: ITALIAN LOVE SONG
Comments: they alllllllll LUF meeee …. ahhhhhhh show me the LOVE

Will you get married?
Song: THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO JAMAICA
Comments: yessssssss…… lucifer will be to busy smoking hash to worry bout making me single

What is your best friend’s theme song?
Song: WHITE CHRISTMAS
Comments: IRONIC isn’t it… ….. may all your days be merry and white!!!

What is the story of your life?
Song: ADIEMUS
Comments: wah new age music…. like my life… smooth transition like an instrument playing…. everything is fine tuned to come out like a musical score

What was high school like?
Song: THAT’s AMORE
Comments: when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that my shool leh…..

How can you get ahead in life?
Song: MUSIC OF ENN
Comments: i’ll be like the untouchables…

What’s the best thing about your friends?
Song: BEAUTIFUL DAY
Comments: everyday with them is like “IT’s A BEAUTIFUL DAY”

What’s in store for this weekend?
Song: RING OF FIRE
Comments: MATI LAH AKU…. kena api… (has this got anything to do with my thesis?) note to self stay away from fire

Describe your grandparents.
Song: HAWAIIAN GUITAR
Comments: oooooo… very rilek wan come see lah

How’s your life going?
Song: HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN
Comments: think JAPAN and you’ll think of me HAHaha

What song will they play at your funeral?
Song: IN THE STILL OF NIGHT
Comments: this is erm… actually not bad

How does the world see you?
Song: IT”S ALL OVER NOW
Comments: sigh….. a burden to society… pity pity pity

Will you have a happy life?
Song: SWORDS CROSSED
Comments: I predict (looks into crystal ball) hmmmmm fights fights fights

Do people secretly lust after you?
Song: COOL FOR CATS
Comments: MEOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW

How can you make yourself happy?
Song: JAMBALAYA
Comments: do a line dancing to this beat…. oh yeah… hey jambalaya crawfish pie fillet gumbo….

What should you do with your life?
Song: MIDNIGHT HOUR
Comments: right….. mari kita pigi rompak bank

Will you ever have children?
Song: tears in heaven
Comments: i’m not even going to give a comment to this song and question

What song would you strip to?
Song: FATHER FIGURE
Comments: gosh… i’ll do a george michael for you

What does your mum think of you?
Song: THE SCIENTIST
Comments: this is a goooooooooooood one

What is your deep, dark secret?
Song: WALKING IN MEMPHIS
Comments: hmmmm i went to US without anyone knowing …… plus i went to a strip club…….hehehe

What is your mortal enemy’s theme song?
Song: WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD
Comments: sheeeeet…. supposed to be mine he stole it

What’s your personality like?
Song: ULTIMATE PARTY MEGA MIX FROM 60s 70s 80s 90s
Comments: OLDY to the max

What song will be played at your wedding?
Song: DIRTY LITTLE SECRET
Comments: actually honey *ahem* (during our wedding) i have not 1 but 7 mistresses… whoops

and i tag

anyone x 10

-danielho-

i can solve the rubix/rubic/rubik/s cube ….. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i can solve it not once

……. solve it not twice

but ALL the time……

yup you got that right….. want to know a little secret???

come

come closer…..SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH

i went online…typed in youtubeDOTcom… typed in 3×3… searched for solving a 33 for dummies…. memorized all those algorithms…. AND VOALA……… SOLVED my FIRST EVER RU..(what ever you call it) CUBE!!!

hehehe aren’t i smart?!

danho

MY GIRLFRIEND IS THE BEST!

 (read with discretion as some information in the story is highly exaggerated)

how time flies by.

if memory serves me right, 21 years ago, i popped out from my mother’s womb wanting to see, conquer and make my mark known in this wonderful place called earth. little did i know, i was in a small district named Papar, but i had made that district my birthplace thus Papar was conquered.

5-7 years later, i  expanded my territory into Luyang and started learning from an experienced teacher my mother the queen and Head of Education. such was the life i had. not forgetting the enemies i made who never seemed to like my ruling namely the DOGS. at age 9, after trying to live a pleasant life, the DOGS made their first move in trying to assinate me. i got bitten pretty badly and had to be sent to Menggatal another district where my father is king and heads the majestic Klinik Menggatal as Head Advisor and Health. from that day onwards, i made Menggatal my second home. going there so seek advice and medication when necessary.

until the age of 14, Luyang was mine but i was still young, eager, fresh so they say, and adventurous that i had to see what lay beyond  my beautiful kingdom. i thus expanded  my kingdom to Kingfisher Park a wonderful place where the tall tower (the magnificent tower built on a single pole YAYASAN SABAH) stood over looking the sea. lady luck was also on my side because governors reigned in that region. knowing this only made me hungrier because they would serve well as advisors and master chief tacticians under me.

now this was the kingdom i reigned for a wonderful 19 years. situated beside the south china sea, kingfisher park was haven where everything was just 15 minutes away. ambassadors from the peninsular came down and being a welcoming ruler, gave them a wonderful touring all around my wonderful kingdom. they were so happy they nicknamed my region…….. a 15 minute city.

alas, after so many years, i grew weary knowing that ‘this cannot be it’. am i only made to rule Sabah?

so a decision was made after a meeting with top chiefs and ambassadors that i was to continue expanding my territory across the sea. now don’t get me wrong sabah wasn’t they only place i ruled over. my kingdom spans across so many hills, mountains and seas. from the peak of mount kinabalu, small wonderful islands of sipadan and tunku abdul rahman park, to the oil rich land of brunei, i ruled supreme.

now, across the sea, i was like a fish out of water. where were the seas? majestic forest? the wonderful sea breeze?

but i understood. what lay before me was a vast kingdom i never knew existed. tactics and strategy had to be used to conquer this place. i had to use my all knowing knowledge of ‘art of war’ to infiltrate this technological kingdom. sun like towers so tall and huge that will blind wandering eyes were well placed to fend of intruders. these worked as their primary defense to defend a twin like building shaped like dual rockets on a platform station.

combining tom clany’s rainbow six stealth like tactics and naval warfare tactics which i learned for 11 years through sailing, i finally managed to evade their primary defense systems and succeeded in taking over a hill to be my main headquarters… BUKIT DAMANSARA a name chosen to instill peace and tranquility (the fusion of aman-damai and sara=retire). i chose this hill specifically because of the similarity it has with Sabah where monkeys in colonies can be seen, birds chirping away in the morning and people going about in a peaceful manner. thus i remained hidden quietly knowing that one day all of peninsular will be conquered… one day… some day….

this was only the beginning

the year is 2008…..Feb 12, 2008

where people have tried but most failed, those lucky ones though didn’t get far.

men must now rise up to face the masses of enemies ahead. 

but only one can stand to lead them all

one man Vs the world. who will reign supreme?

a question to ponder i might say. my life has been a never ending journey. to tell it as it is will be boring. so i did my best in telling a tale of a person who must make his identity known to the world that he is that man and nothing will stop him from doing what he thinks is right.

that man is me and will i live up to my own expectations? i can only make that happen. thinking about the past really helps you set things straight on what has happened and how it brought me here. parents, friends, love ones, all made me who i am today and it is to be seen whether my dream will become reality.

this story does not end here and trust me along the way, new experiences will be added to this story for i believe that this will become a reality. if you set your mind on something i believe that you’ll work hard for it.

stay happy, smile and be cheerful and patient. see daniel work his magic!!! hehehe

-the end of a wonderful introduction-

-danielho- 

the year of the rat… gosh and guess wat?! i kill rats!!!!

yeap, i’m the new rat exterminator. aztalavista BABY!!!! Sqqqquuuueeeeek!!!! (rat dies due to a hard blow to the head)

rats are infiltrating my house. so duty calls.

hope i still get good luck but hey… am born on the year of the tiger so i need to eat rite and basically tigers are carnivores and tigers eat rats rght? so it’s not a sin to kill rats.

but since christmas is more important to me. i am still considered good right santa?! hahahahahaha

DIE RATS DIE

happy chinese new year again. may you be blessed with lotsa ang pow so that on my wedding day, kaching…… i dapat manyak duit bah $$$

yup from the HO’s HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR again.

till then this exterminator signing off,

i go in peace

-danielho-

yo peeps

it seemed that if i created a new blog, i would be posting new stuff like 24/7 but but but…. gosh, i think i am back to my usual self of contemplating whether to post up something new everyday. i think… (and think with me plsssss), is this becoming like my previous blog? hmmmmmmm…. ponder ponder ponder!!!! yup i think it is…..

so to change things abit… i propose a new plan (an AHA moment)…. aha…. i got it…. i will BLOG MORE!!!

this is lame. i lost my ability to post things…. compared to my previous blog, i think the momentum got lost somewhere deep deep deep down in jungle of amazon. i am thus finding it hard to erm… wats that word again…. oh rite…. conjure up new and interesting stories for my avid readers. but look on the bright side. i’ve been noticing that my blog hits are actually increasing. whoooooozez….. crazy rite? imagine…. if i were to blog more…. it would escalate to another level.

daniel ho please focus…. bejeeezuz…. i’m tired i guess. but to you all out there, i am still alive. very much alive.

assignments have been really pouring in and i am thus feeling the stress by becoming more tired and sleepy. this happens for a reason you know. i didn’t take biopsychology for nothing. well on another note, i will be presenting experiments conducted by ME and my… team of course… (i have to be less narcissistic). a poster defense on eating preference in fast food joints and a defense during research colloquium on the effects of deception on willingness to participate in future experiments. oh and on top of that, a report on my voluntary placement at hospis malaysia and an essay on lie detectors. THIS IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!!!

*please take a moment to pray for our truly beloved ruler of gawd knows wat….. daniel ho. AMEN

thank you i needed that.

i think this has got to be the most BORING post i have ever written. yes yes yes…. complain all you want. i am tired. do you think i can entertain you all everytime i post something new? huh huh huh? entertaining needs thinking. entertaining is pressurizing to the brain. gosh, PEOPLE…. I NEED SOME TIME OUT KAY?!

i know i know…. you think i’m being selfish by keeping everything funny to myself. HAH!!! i can be serious okay……

people…..*ahem

PEOPLE OF ALL AGES. it is to be announced that *ahem DANIEL HOwill be our new ruler… some of you may like it and some of you might not…. (pleazzzze listen… thizzz izzz importantzzz)

he comes with a big heart… as he is your new ruler… i implore you…. NO i ORDER TO GET UP from your CHAIR and BOW DOWN TO HIS HIGHNEST….. mr. daniel ho phang chen aka. tom cruise aka. tom kurus aka. kattaya……..

(the short one rises up from his seat. walks to center stage and step up onto a 1 feet platform)

*ahem can you see me…. were his first words….. silence fell among the readers….. some stood…. some squinted to get a view of this so called mighty ruler……

knowing his short stature, the ruler thus drank a glass of VITAMIN A B C D E and K……. and WHOOOOOOOZUZ……

the stage broke….. people got injured for the ruler grew and grew and grew…. and became….. known as the lumbering GIANT…… gasps* arrrrrrgggghhhhh….. is this our new ruler? people were screaming to each other.

the lumbering giant then spoke his first word……….. PEEOPLEEEEE…… I AM YOUR FATHER… I MEAN RULER… I WILL NEED 150 BOWLS of BAK KUT TEH, 50 BOWLS OF PORK RIBS, (oh by the way… this is a non-halal story) 100 DISHES OF ROASTED SUCKLING PIG AND NOT FORGETTING HOT SAUCE. the people stood in silence. they new that their main income was from selling pigs.

sooner or later, no more then a few days, people were dying from hunger….. skinny people stood everywhere, the sight was diiiiiissssgusting!!!!! oh my GAWD… that’s wat visitors would say…. are they aneroxic or something….. the people then would tell them…. oh no…. it’s just that our new ruler would take all of our food before we could have them……

thus because the giant was becoming bigger, he then lumbered to find a big big cave. and when he found that big big cave, he found a big big bed, and when he was on his big big bed, he spoke a big big word….. AHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS LIFE!!!!!

hello people….. me name daniel hoooooo and i am the new neighbour in wordpress…… yoooooohooooooooo….. want baked cookies, the’re fresh……hehehehehe

nolah just pulling your leg. thanks to nat, i got this blog going… so i will take up the responsibility of entertaining you all. how ah so fa….. entetaning ah, aiseh….. not bad ah me…..

oh and by the way… i had two days of bak kut teh… practically i shit bak kut teh, fart bak kut teh and smeeelllll like bak kut teh….yupz… i liking bak kut teh…. so excusing me if you smell bak kut teh… it could only mean two things….. i just farted or i just went past you…..

cheerios people…. muaks *throws flying kisses in the air to women who would grab them and plant them on their cheeks* may you all have a bak kut teh night…….

-danielhopc-